-So we’re taped, and it’s just as well, since CM Punkoffended some hypersensitive people earlier today with an in-character comment. Punk apologized, and I watch another edgy part of society go down the commode.
-Speaking of Punk, let’s recap his awesome, awesome speech from last week. Then let’s remind ourselves that Raw tonight it taped, so we’ll have a dead crowd and no spontaneity. Wait, isn’t that how it is most live weeks?
–John Cena is out first, and the crowd is pretty tepid, save for piped cheers. Even Justin Roberts can’t muster his orgasmic reaction for Cena. Oddly enough, Cena says Punk has been suspended for comments that upset WWE brass (which ties in with today perfectly).
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