54 of the most hilariously terrible Tinder lines people have gotten

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Tinder can be a fun way to get a date, but chatting with strangers on the app can also show you who you would never want to date – ever.

Tinder Nightmares” is a popular Instagram account that collects the most hilariously awful attempts at flirting on the dating app. From corny pickup lines to tantrums people throw when they get ignored, this account – which has 1.9 million followers – is a good reminder of how ridiculous people can be when looking for “love.”

The account was started by Elan Gale, the “Bachelor” producer who also runs the “Texts from your ex” Instagram. While we don’t know for sure that all of these are real, they definitely capture something about the silly and depressing landscape of modern dating.

We compiled a selection of some of the worst Tinder chats of all time. Here they are:


Probably a factor, true.

THIS is how you correct someone's grammar

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A relevant question.

Gotta catch em all

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I wonder if she followed through.


Joke, counter joke.

????????????

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Perhaps they regret being found.

This fucking guy….

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A very formal request.

2016

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Ah, how easily young love can turn.

How quickly things change

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Who doesn’t like Mexican food?

BAERITTO

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Always be closing.

This is the worst way to sell a tv

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Just trying to set the table.

This is actually kind of cute

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… and Oscar is busted.

Ughhhhhhhhhghhh

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You can never go wrong with a “Stranger Things” reference.

Eleven

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Actually, that’s pretty good.

ILLUMINAUGHTY!

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Accurate.

Seven layers of hell sometimes isn't deep enough

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Ouch.

And here we are!

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This person is an evil genius.

We all know it's pronounced Yu're

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Please never say “man heat.”

"MAN HEAT"

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I don’t even have your number.

This dude isn't playing around

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Oh boy indeed.


Makes you think.

This is the question we all ask ourselves

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The baddest of bad boys.

This dude is a winner

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That went well.

this is actually, well, pretty terrible

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Um, D?

WHAT IS THE ANSWER

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Blake just needs a hug.

Maybe this guy’s not ready yet

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Wait, what did I do?

This is what happens when you match with your ex on tinder

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Serious emoji skills.

Pickup line "curator"

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Strong response.

Perfect perfect perfect response

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Nope.

????

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How the tables have turned.

YOU GOOD LOOKING

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Wow — someone doesn’t like being ignored.

Thomas seems chill

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Take two.


Good enough.

Anything could happen

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Excuse me?

The PERFECT pickup line

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Perfect response.

#romance

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Couldn’t change the password to something … not that?

Curtis gets it

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And it was all going so well.

Spark extinguished

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You sly dog, Spencer.

Not bad, Spencer. Not bad

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Yes, yes I have.

Gobble gobble

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He’s just excited.

Chill, Dan

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So, are you?

Chill out Andrew

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The caps is key.

Thanks, Gurt

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He has a lot of feelings.

When you match with too many people

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Priorities.

Tax season is upon us

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Keeper.

Don't forget to click the link in our bio. You can win big. And no purchase is necessary

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Team no one really.

IM SO EXCITED TO MATCH WITH YOU HELLO HOW ARE YOU DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

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Very well.

This guy is smoooooth

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Not sure they are even playing the same game.

Great name, Kyler?

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No prob.

This guy isn't even reading his responses he just says whatever he wants

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I’m back.

Well at least he's honest. Ish

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Literally.

those dates are fantastic to look at

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So?

A relationship built on trust

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Second chance?

"Perf"

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Too honest.

Ugghhhhvgvggv

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Cue eye roll.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ????????????

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