A federal appeals court in New Orleans said that Allen Stanford, the alleged fraudster who was arrested in June, must stay in jail until his fraud trial.
But why not go further and put him in jail with fellow schemer and all around happy go lucky Bernie Madoff, who seems to having a blast behind bars. What would that look like?
Would the commissary suddenly have very unlikely profits? Would they get purified together in the sweat lodge? And who would win the popularity contest among the “homosexual posse?” Although Sanford bears a closer resemblance to the Village People’s “cowboy,” Madoff and his bare-chested Native American ritual might take the crown.
Bets are in.
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