- Bartenders can tell a lot about a person based on their drink order.
- Some drinks scream boring idiot, while others make you look polished and knowledgeable.
- Several bartenders shared what specific drink orders indicate to them about a person.
Bartending isn’t just about mixing cocktails and serving up beers.
Perhaps one of the most social jobs out there, bartending requires constant contact with others and a great deal of social perceptiveness.
So, when you’re a bartender, you come to understand quite a few things about human nature and behaviour, and you have some go-to tools that help.
“You can tell what type of person someone is by their drink order in specific bars,” Anjali Sharma, a former bartender with eight years of experience from Atlanta, told Business Insider.
For example, “if you’re in a bar with tons of other people and it’s loud and you order something complicated, you clearly don’t value people’s time,” she said. “How you react to the bar being out of your ‘usual’ is also very indicative of your personality,” she said.
Rebecka, a bartender with 10 years of experience in New York and Glasgow, told Business Insider that someone’s drink order can also indicate that they have no idea where they are and what’s possible to be made in a certain bar.
Other things bartenders said they can pick up on based on their drink order include if the person is underage, has no clue about mixology — “which is fine but disappointing because there are so many great cocktails out there!” an anonymous bartender said — is boring, wants to use money to impress people, know their alcohol, or is looking for a cheap buzz.
Here’s what bartenders think about your drink of choice:
'When you go for shots, I think 'trouble,'' a bartender in New York with eight years of experience told Business Insider.
Or, as another bartender in the US Virgin Islands put it, 'Shots equal jacka-- juice.'
'Some people will buy loads of expensive shots when out in groups,' a bartender from Ireland with 12 years of experience told Business Insider. 'They're trying to look flash.'
But for all your attempts to look cool, bartenders say you just wind up looking the fool.
'You look stupid when you order expensive shots,' a former bartender from New York with 10 years of experience told Business Insider. 'The whole point is to get it down quickly -- you're not enjoying the quality.'
'Shots of Chartreuse, Jager, Goldschlager, or Fireball are abhorrently sweet and low on alcohol and tell me that you are a hipster who has no clue what you are doing,' Jennifer Sun, a bartender with five years of experience in New Haven, Connecticut, told Business Insider.
'If you order shots of absinthe, then I figure you're insane and a cheapskate drunkard,' Sun said.
'Friends don't let friends date vodka soda girls. Basic girls always order them,' Kyle Siegel, a bartender with nine years of experience in Montauk, New York, New York City, Palm Beach and West Palm, Florida, and Maryland told Business Insider.
'Please don't order vodka,' Emily Doyle, a bartender with 12 years of experience in Ireland told Business Insider. 'You're nice when you stick with beer, but a demon on spirits.'
Ordering a Long Island iced tea makes you 'ignorant trash' in Meyer's eyes.
'If you order a Long Island Iced Tea, I know you are new to the bar scene and/or you are cheap and want to get sloppy drunk,' Sun said.
'If a guy is going to a nightclub for young people and orders a dry martini, this guy is in the wrong place,' Rodrigo Grudina, a bartender with eight years of experience in Curitiba, Brazil, told Business Insider.
'Ordering a lot of tequila often gives the impression that you're trying to have a wild night,' Elena Alvarez, a bartender with two years of experience at the University of Iowa told Business Insider.
'If they are drinking moscato, they don't like the taste of alcohol and just want to taste sugar,' Christine, a bartender with two years of experience in Washington, DC, and New York, told Business Insider.
'Apple martini? No, this isn't 1995. Stop it,' Christine said.
'If you order premium alcohol mixed with something sweet, then I know you just want to impress somebody but you are not all that cultured,' Sun said.
'Ordering scotch or bourbon properly depending on the flavour profile says you know what you're doing and what you like,' Danielle, a bartender from Seattle told Business Insider. 'I really like when someone orders something with confidence rather than ordering something to look cool because they know the name of it.'
Ordering beer tends to make bartenders' lives easier, since it's so quick and easy to serve, so these drinkers rank highly in bartenders' estimations. If anything, bartenders said that ordering a beer makes you look 'chill.'
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