Dipak Patel, who runs a five person team that trades tech stocks for SAC Capital is departing the hedge fund. Three others are leaving too.
Three Long Islanders founded “Genius Hedge Fund,” on the platform that they’re all excellent chess players.
The SEC has launched a “preliminary inquiry” into the Facebook/Goldman deal. The bank told its clients in a memo.
A former banker now sells mail order brides that can save you $150 per week in housekeeping. Also, they’re “significantly younger,” beautiful, and unspoiled by feminism.”
JPMorgan and Morgan Stanley were both granted approval to open joint ventures in China; the first time in 6 years.
AIG is issuing 75 million warrants as part of its plan to extricate itself from government ownership.
A former i-banker and Wharton grad is responsible for one of the world’s most successful mail order bride businesses.
A former Exis Capital employee has a complaint about the firm.
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Victoria’s Secret supermodel and wife of Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, has gone into labour. rumours are the couple is expecting a boy.
An 72 year old woman died in a fire on the Lower East Side this morning. The woman accidentally set fire to her clothes while lighting her stove to warm her second-floor apartment because she had no heat or hot water.