The trailer for the hot hot hot Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps movie just hit the Internet.
It reveals several extremely important plot points:
Michael Douglas is released from jail and needs to shave.
He gets all his secret weapons back: Gordon Gekko’s brick phone, lots of cheesy gold jewelry and a cigar. Not to mention a glass of scotch.
If, in the 80s, “Greed is good.” “Now it seems it’s legal,” he says.
Shia LeBeouf rides motorcycles and helicopters and decodes lots of numbers.
There is a cute red-headed girl who walks around with no pants on.
See for yourself:
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