“I’m not a sexual ‘predator,’ I’m an ‘offender.'”
“It’s the difference between a murderer and someone who steals a bagel.”
Disgusting, but the age difference between Epstein and the girl in the photo the NYPost snapped of him below might be worse. So here’s a poll.
Our money’s on the under.
(A note: We’re having an argument about whether or not it might be his daughter, but we’re 99% sure he doesn’t have one. He’s been accused of having 12-year old girls brought over from France as a “birthday present,” and we can’t imagine anyone with a daughter would ever do that.)