21 times when calories definitely don't count

Calories don’t count when…

  1. Mum made it
  2. You’re on a plane
  3. The date says it’s between Thanksgiving and New Year’s
  4. There’s one bite left
  5. It’s your birthday
  6. You’re eating off someone else’s plate
  7. You’re drunk
  8. You’re hungover
  9. You made it your damn self
  10. No one else is watching
  11. You’re scraping the bottom of the bowl
  12. You put two slices of pizza on top of each other (see below)
  13. You eat standing up
  14. You’re in gym clothes
  15. You’re on vacation
  16. It’s Sunday
  17. It’s between the hours of 11:15 p.m. and 4:45 a.m.
  18. It’s free
  19. Someone’s getting married
  20. Cookie dough is in front of you
  21. Something’s about to go to waste (for real, though)

It’s true.

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