Buying the perfect wedding gift is a science. The formula calls for exact measurements of thought, practicality, and humour.
If you fail, the internet will make sure you never forget.
If you have a wedding coming up, treat this as guide to what not to buy.
'So far the weirdest one has been a basket that held the movie It's a Wonderful Life (best thing from the basket), a loaf of bread that was already expired before my wedding day, and a container of salt.' -- luv2shop08, Weddingbee
'A big black glass monkey sculpture from my husband's friends. Afterwards, one of the wives pulled me aside, apologised for such a strange gift, said that they're never letting the boys go shopping on their own again, and that we were welcome to return it.' -- jenangeles, Weddingbee
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