The Onion Just Launched A marvellous Business News Section

Fresh from the success of convincing China’s biggest newspaper that Kim Jong Un was, in fact, “the sexiest man alive,” The Onion has started a new business news section.

Best of all, the section is led by The Onion’s “longtime” advertising columnist, Hammond Morris (sample headline: “Please Click On Our Website’s Banner Ads“).

The launch sponsor is Adobe, in a campaign that carries the banner, “Onion special report: Kowtowing to the almighty dollar.”

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