So you’re not going to believe this, but I visited a psychic at the Ocean City Boardwalk the other night. After telling me about future events in my life, I casually asked her what was going to go down Sunday night at WWE Money in the Bank between John Cena and CM Punk in the WWE championship match. Wouldn’t you know it, Madame Griselda was able to recite, moment for moment, what was going to happen in the culmination of WWE’s hottest angle in years.
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0:22 – CM Punk makes his entrance first, emerging from the entrance way to an ovation that would rival The Pope and Derek Jeter beating David Ortiz to death in lower Manhattan. Punk makes his way to the ring, half annoyed that so many fans are cheering for him, when he’s spent the better part of two years trying to elicit unyielding hate from the masses. Punk mutters to himself, “I wish I could be half the heel Michael Cole is. These fans are ruining me. I wish genocide was legal.”
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