The Funniest Tweets From The New Twitter Feed, 'Sh%t Analysts Say'

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Say what you want about financial analysts, they certainly have a special way of expressing themselves.

Now, thanks to Shit Analysts Say (@ShitAnalystsSay), it’s time to celebrate all the weird, wonderful words that are uttered by these number-crunchers a little too often.

From mixed metaphors to basis point banter, it’s all here. And it’s all hilarious.

Brace yourself


Worldly analysis

The one measure that matters

Guidance on guidance

Upmarket, downmarket

Deep thoughts

colourful comment

Given the events...

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