How To Haze A Wall Street Intern Without Getting In Trouble

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As a new crop of interns starts work on Wall Street, we expect they’ll get the customary “getting-to-know-you” hazing.

The best way for the interns to handle the pranks is good humour.

Same goes for the hazers.

The perfect prank means everyone laughs–and keeps their jobs.

Posters in the WallStreetOasis forums have put together a helpful list of ideas.

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title=””Go into his dictionary in Outlook and set autocorrect such that it changes ‘thanks’ to ‘you’re the man'””
content=”Source: TR @ WallStreetOasis
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title=””Print screen his desktop and set that to his desktop pic. Then delete all the short cuts and hide the tool bar at the bottom.””
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title=””Tell him the SEC wants to investigate him for something. Liar’s Poker style.””
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title=””Ask him to call a client to discuss something and use your own mobile number, and get pretty irate.””
content=”Source: trazer985 @ WallStreetOasis

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title=””1. Get a remote mouse (make sure it has a small USB piece) 2. Plug the USB piece into his computer when he’s not around 3. Throughout the day, turn on the mouse and move it around. Left click and select a bunch of cells, then right click and move it down slightly, left click again. Eventually you’ll get ‘Delete’ and really piss him off.””
content=”Source: Slingin’CrackRock @ WallStreetOasis

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title=””Have him read the GAAP books for typos. Tell him there are 18, and he has to find them.””
content=”(GAAP = ‘Generally Accepted Accounting Practices.’)

Source: Commuter @ WallStreetOasis
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title=””Put his stapler in jello.””
content=”A classic, as seen on The Office.

Source: notaspammer @ WallStreetOasis
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title=””Tell them to go pick up some fallopian tubes from the local Staples””
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title=””Put a piece of tape on the bottom of his mouse. Should be crawling under his desk checking to see if the mouse is plugged in.””
content=”Source: Flake @ WallStreetOasis
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