From Machetes To Tanks, 12 Lawyer Ads That Are Just Outrageous

Bad Lawyer Commercial

The more you look at these ads, the more you think that there is some lawyer conspiracy theory to act crazy on TV commercials.

From guys making sexual innuendos while promising to “hammer” insurance companies, to a lawyer running over cars, it’s pretty hard to take them seriously.

Whether these ads are successful at reeling in clients is anyone’s guess.

But one thing is for sure, they kept us entertained.

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro 'loves to play rough.'

Only call Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman if an actual machete chops your hand off.

For Lowell 'The Hammer' Stanley, size matters.

Check around to make sure you don't see this guy around you; you might get in his way.

No, seriously. He really is a lawyer.

If you manage to survive the explosions in this ad from Berger & Green, give them a call.

Unless you drive a tank, you may want to give Brian Loncar a call.

Spencer & Associates, LLC will make cash 'rain' from the sky!

Did you find a guy in bondage gear at your place when you got home early? Give EZ Divorce a call.

This lawyer might consider voice lessons before his next ad.

We hope this rapping lawyer's skills are better than his rhymes.

Want to ruin your spouse's New Year? These lawyers can lend a hand.

'Legal advocate' Barry Glazer wants to squash insurance companies.

Now prepare to be upset by anti-women ads from another time.

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