“Three Stooges,” But With Eye Candy: 8 Classic Movies Getting Sexed-Up Remakes

sofia vergara

Remakes, reimaginations, reboots and revisitations have never been hotter in Hollywood.

Seemingly every movie that ever worked is being parsed and reassembled by some producer.

But what’s really interesting is watching directors try to infuse classics (some of them originally quite buttoned-up) with sex appeal.

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content=”Oh, you don’t think Ryan Gosling’s a sex symbol? Then we guess you didn’t watch this trailer yesterday.”
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