THIS MORNING IN THE HAMPTONS: A Hedge Fund Manager And Police Got Into A Show Down Over Trading Office Generators

Thanks to to the tireless tweeting of Hamptons Handyman Joe Schwenk (aka HamptonsBorn), we know about a fairly serious confrontation that happened this morning between a hedge fund manager and his generators, a neighbour with a hatred for noise, lawyers, private security, and the cops.

We imagine that the hedge fund manager, identified only as “Mr. C”,  probably needs those “movie set” generators — Bloomberg machines suck up a lot of power.

It all started out early this morning:

Hamptons Born generator tweet

Things quickly escalated….

HamptonsBorn Tweet generator Joe Scwenk

Things started to get tense…

HamptonsBorn generator tweet Joe Schwenk

Naturally, young traders were confused (note: No slickbacks in this crowd)…

Joe Scwenk generator tweet hamptonsborn

And then… the true clash — lawyers and private security versus the Hamptons police….

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn

NOW GUESS WHO WON?!

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn 

Couldn’t have put it better ourselves, and of course, eagerly await the next showdown.

Business Insider Emails & Alerts

Site highlights each day to your inbox.

Follow Business Insider Australia on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Instagram.