An investment banker made an Eminem video parody about the annual Mary Meeker presentation

Each year, Mary Meeker, of Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, releases an epic presentation about the state of the web.
This year’s presentation clocked in at more than 200 slides and covers search is changing, the impact of messaging apps, and the future of transportation.

In tribute, investment banker Terence Kawaja, the CEO of LUMA Partners, released a parody video on Wednesday, set to “Lose Yourself” by Eminem.

Kawaja is well-known for his business-related internet memes and comedy videos — his last toasted ad tech company Millennial Media’s acquisition of Nexage and was titled “Spend the Dough,” set to “Let it Go,” from Disney’s “Frozen.”

His latest comedy rap touches upon Meeker’s actual presentation of the slide deck itself, at Recode’s Code Conference, Snapchat, Yahoo, Twitter, Elon Musk, and mobile.

Kawaja told us: “This was so so hard to do — dual simultaneous asynchronous asymmetrical rhyme schemes. I have a new found respect for rap, especially Eminem!”

Here are the full lyrics:

Look, if you had, one shot or one opportunity

To convey Mark Meeker’s internet trends deck to millennials

Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Yo

Her voice is steady, well dressed, she is ready

There’s charts and graphs already, the deck’s heady

She’s confident, and on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop slides

But she keeps on forgetting the deck she packed

The whole crowd is so rapt

She shows a new slide, but folks can’t adapt

She shows a new slide, but folks can’t adapt

She’s talking fast, everybody’s eyes are glassed

The deck is vast, time’s ticking past!

Snap’s the new reality, it’s verticality

Oh there goes Evan, he sold

Some more shares, despite marks at Fidelity, no

It’s not Facebook, he knows the only route to the dough

Is getting ad dollar flows

It’s not rockets on drones

Or self-driving round cones

Then she goes back to the mobile phone, that’s when it’s

Back to Apple again, yo

This whole rhapsody

She better capture this moment and hope it don’t pass her

You otta schmooze yourself at the conference, the moment

You own it, you better never miss a Code (Code)

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to know

This opportunity comes at Terranea

You otta schmooze yourself at the conference, the moment

You own it, you better never miss a Code (Code)

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to know

This opportunity comes at Terranea

Her heart is racing, cause this talk they are taping

This room is hers for the taking

It’s ka-ching, as we move toward a new world order

Analogue’s days are over, with smart mobile phones getting larger

The phone’s a non-starter without a charger

But it’s getting harder, to launch a new startup

Boast to toast show’s it’s mostly about product

Yahoo sold, the news is old

Even Jack knows the Street can get chronic

Two CEOs in one person’s chaotic

But hold your nose ’cause here is what’s ironic

Elon has three and his stock’s super sonic

That just means that he has shown the pros

He chose roles like big rockets

And as at the Hyperloop doze and arose

I suppose it’s not modest but the beat goes on

Da da dum da dum da da da da

You otta schmooze yourself at the conference, the moment

You own it, you better never miss a Code (Code)

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to know

This opportunity comes at Terranea

You otta schmooze yourself at the conference, the moment

You own it, you better never miss a Code (Code)

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to know

This opportunity comes at Terranea

You can attend every year if you want to, man

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