SNL: Julian Assange Threatens To Mess With Free Porn If He's Not Released

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Julian Assange (Bill Hader) is issuing a list of threats from his jail cell.  If he is not released the following will happen. 

People booking on Orbitz will get the middle seat and the Kosher meal.

Facebook: “You know that one profile picture that makes you look thin? It’s gone!”

Netflix: “Have you see the fourth season of Hanging With Mr. Cooper? You’re about to.”

And if he’s in there for a whole week?  “We start messing with porn sites…the free ones.”

Vid below.


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