Julian Assange (Bill Hader) is issuing a list of threats from his jail cell. If he is not released the following will happen.
People booking on Orbitz will get the middle seat and the Kosher meal.
Facebook: “You know that one profile picture that makes you look thin? It’s gone!”
Netflix: “Have you see the fourth season of Hanging With Mr. Cooper? You’re about to.”
And if he’s in there for a whole week? “We start messing with porn sites…the free ones.”
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