Jon Stewart reflected on Chinese leader Hu Jintao’s trip to the U.S., to, er, check up on us.
“Now… imagine the guy you owe money to is a country. And the sum of money — is almost a trillion dollars….quick America turn off the lights, maybe they’ll think we’re not home!”
We’ve been giving him the full treatment: press conferences, state dinners, military displays, etc. So should we be worried about China? Do we have anything to fear from the country that we owe almost a trillion dollars to?
“Chill,” says Stewart. “We’re playing this just right. When a country owes you a billion dollars — they’ve got a problem. When a country owes you a trillion dollars — you’ve got a problem.”
“We’re too big to fail, motherf*cker. We’re AIG!”
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