This is how Jon Stewart breaks down the right’s reaction to crisis in the rest of the world, like they current political climate in Egypt.
“Whenever conservatives see a worldwide catastrophe, they immediately think ‘we’re next!'”
“They become like political hypochondriacs,” said Stewart. “Clearly the right loves this country, and fears for it. The left, of course, loves this country, they just wish it was a different country.”
Cue a montage of left politicians talking about how great, advanced, and pot-legalizing the rest of the world is.
“The Democrats are the friend that tries to cheer the hypochondriac up, and just makes it worse…That just makes the hypochondriac more neurotic — and no one does neurotic like the ‘Woody Allen‘ of Fox News. “
Cue a montage of Glenn Beck’s latest panic attacks, our personal favourite being his comparing the current state of America to the fall of the Roman Empire.
Watch Stewart’s hilarious impression of Woody Allen channeling Glenn Beck below.
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