Here Are This Week's Winners And Losers In Hollywood

Hometown boy Smith just picked up a minority stake in the Philadelphia 76ers. We anxiously await 'SNL' cast member Jay Pharoah's Smith-solves-the-lockout sketch.

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If you think the Sixers seem like a dubious investment, consider this: rapper MC Hammer is starting a search engine. Market's wide open on that one, buddy.

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'Glee' producers have come crawling back for the mouthy Overstreet, whom they fired over the summer.

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Director Sluizer wants to release his unfinished film starring the late River Phoenix (pictured). Everything's all set, except the Phoenix clan hates the idea.

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The famous twins' younger sister has a ways to go to match their net worth, but we feel safe saying she'll have the most successful acting career -- starting with 'Martha Marcy May Marlene.'

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Turns out people are so tired of talking about Lohan messing up her court sentences, they're turning to railing on her bad blush instead.

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No matter what you think of the comedian's latest stunt -- a Texas show aimed at Rick Perry -- it puts her squarely in what-Tina-Fey-did-to-Sarah-Palin territory. Relevance is currency.

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Forget the pesky divorce rumours -- Kim Kardashian and her kohorts (ha!) got dissed by the first family themselves.

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Country superpower Swift celebrated a huge-celebrity milestone this week: she launched her own fragrance, which is something stars do to remind us they can make money doing anything.

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The famously hotheaded actor got a brutal beatdown outside a bar in Vancouver.

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You know you were rooting for her directorial debut, 'In the Land of Blood and Honey,' to look horrible. And it doesn't. 10 points Jolie.

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Wahlberg and Russell, longtime friends and collaborators, couldn't agree on anything about 'The Silver Linings Playbook' -- so they broke off their relationship.

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Hey, they may have had no idea they were giving Occupy Seattle an hour of free airtime, but these ladies always roll with the punches, and now they're Pacific Northwestern heroines.

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Yeah, somebody also had a crazy time in Thailand. Where's his money, huh?

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Occupy Wall Street has a lot going on right now -- but while we've had our share of fun at opportunistic celebrity joiners' expense, we're rather impressed by Baldwin's clearheaded take on Wall Street. Mayoral dry run, anyone?

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Travolta's assistant called a KFC because Travolta wanted a table reserved for him ahead of time. The assistant was shut down. Being John Travolta's assistant: the most fun and least confusing job around!

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Meanwhile, word slipped out that Christopher Nolan may shoot scenes for his next Batman film at OWS -- which seems like a cool way to memorialize the movement without belaboring it.

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Know what the exact wrong way to do that is? Cast an OWS believer on 'The Real World.' Here's a hint: if they leave Zuccotti Park to chase down a 'Real World' audition, they're not all that serious about the cause.

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Paris in Germany, Stacie in London, Olivia in L.A. >>