Student: First off, I want to express Alabama’s collective gladness that the rumours of your resignation were greatly exaggerated
Justice Roberts: I have to announce something to you. Apparently the professor who said that has been so overwhelmed he’s decided to leave teaching. I feel sorry about it, but what can you do?
Will news of the dumb 1L‘s retirement be next?
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