Do you like baseball, reading out loud, and soul-destroying heartbreak?Do you also have 81 free days this summer?
Then you can work for the Chicago Cubs!
The Cubbies have posted a job listing at CareerBuilder.com hoping to find their next public address announcer.
They call it a “dream job,” which is true if your dreams involve growing obsessed with a group of loveable losers who occasionally get your hopes up before crushing them in ever more excruciatingly creative ways.
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