Thanks To Hollywood We Know Exactly What NOT To Do In A Hurricane

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Hollywood loves nothing better than natural disasters.

The bigger the better. 

Which means no matter how bad things get this weekend we have seen it all before.  Many times. 

So!

If you want a preview of what the world might look like this weekend multiplied by a factor of about 10.  Behold!  

Here’s Hollywood Hurricane 101, the ‘what not to do’ edition.

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title=”This is what happens outside of the movies.”
content=”Click here to check out a bunch of reporters get knocked down and blown away in these insane weather reports>>>
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