Here Are This Week's Winners And Losers In Hollywood

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This week, we lost two celebrity marriages (one sparked a slightly bigger frenzy than the other), but gained two new Bond girls to make up for it.Plus: Twitter bits gone wrong, late-night TV history and the case of the imploding actress.

LOSER: Kim Kardashian

WINNER: Eddie Murphy

The forecast looks bright for 'Tower Heist.' Add in an Oscars hosting gig, and Murphy is having a moment.

LOSER: Drew Barrymore

Forbes pronounced her the most overpaid actor in all of Hollywood -- but she's a heroine in the halls of Cover Girl headquarters.

WINNER: Stephen Colbert

He proved that after weeks of satire, the best Occupy Wall Street bits were still to come. Video here.

LOSER: Hilary Swank

The fallout from her Chechen party scandal is still playing out -- as of this week, she's down an agent, a manager and a publicist.

WINNER: Zooey Deschanel

Sure, her ratings are down. But that's a small price to pay for being able to hide your split under the hysterical cover of Kardashian's.

LOSER: Justin Bieber

The Biebs got slapped with a paternity lawsuit -- but he says he's never met the plaintiff. (On the other hand, his freestyle wasn't half bad.)

WINNER: The new Bond girls

With 'Skyfall' officially a go, all eyes are on Naomie Harris and Berenice Marlohe.

WINNER: Amanda Seyfried

After a year of casting drama, Seyfried wins the much-buzzed-over role of Linda Lovelace.

LOSER: Colin Quinn

He called out Will Ferrell in the world's least funny satire.

WINNER: Conan O'Brien

The gay wedding he officiated made for great TV -- but the whole week of Manhattan-based shows reminded us why we loved having the host in New York.

Now check out the Apatow and Ferrell femme wave.

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