But it turns out, the whole thing was a joke. The original poster responded to Business Insider in an email:
Even though the tone of my ad was serious, it was a bit of a joke.
Everyday there’s a story about people camping out, sleeping on the sidewalk, lining up [for] hours… for a pastry.
So I figured if the cronut has such pop-star status just how far are some willing to go for one?
Surprisingly I got about 5 responses, but I had to let them go cold.
While any girl willing to perform sexual favours for a pastry is my kind of girl, alas… I have no cronuts :-(
And here’s the original Craigslist ad:
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