10 Rules For Tomorrow's Goldman Hearings Drinking Game

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Tomorrow the Goldman Senate hearing commences.Thanks to commenter Resurrect Barry Goldwater’s idea to turn this into a drinking game, we decided to make things interesting.

We’re open to amending the list so if you have any good ideas, post them in the comments section.

Rules:

— Anyone says something like, we don’t bet against clients –> 1/2 shot

— Anyone says, we didn’t take a one-directional “bet” –> 1/2 shot

— Anyone says “bet” like it belongs in quotation marks –> 1/2 shot

— For every derivatives acronym –> 1/2 shot

— Anyone cries –> 2 shots

— Anyone mentions “vampire squid” –> 2 shots

— Witty (or not) puns on the word “ABACUS” and calculating –> 3 shots

— Tourre speaks in French –> 3 shots

— Fabrice refers to himself in the third person –> 3 shots

— Blankfein says he’s doing “God’s work” –> Drink everything you’ve got

Optional:

— (Suggested by commenter Vikram Pandit) Anyone says “I’m sorry” –> 1 shot

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