File this under Things That Might Severely Traumatize Your Children: Glenn Beck has authored a holiday tome for kiddies entitled “The Christmas Sweater,” and according to publisher Simon & Schuster, it will debut at No. 1 on the New York Time’s children’s picture book bestseller list.
Anyone else vaguely disturbed by this? Confused? Amused? All of the above?
Well, Beck gets the last laugh: The hyper-emotional, hugely popular Fox News personality has plans for total domination of the publishing world. He aims to corner every market — no matter how wrong — and so far, he’s succeeded. Then again, Beck is the next Oprah,
Case in point: With “The Christmas Sweater: A Picture Book,” Beck will have five consecutive No. 1 books, and on four different lists no less, says Simon & Schuster.
He has prevailed in hardcover fiction (for his novel “The Christmas Sweater”); hardcover nonfiction (“Arguing With Idiots” and “An Inconvenient Book”); nonfiction paperback (“Glenn Beck’s Common Sense”).
And now, the kiddie niche.
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