Breakups can be messy — especially when your jilted ex-lover owns a saw.
A German man supposedly took revenge on his former partner by slicing everything they owned together in half, the Daily Mail reports.
The man used a range of power tools to divvy up various furniture and electronic items, including a couch, an iPhone 5, a TV set, a teddy bear, and even a car.
You can watch the massacre on YouTube, posted by user “Der Juli.” A caption under the video reads: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! you’ve really earned half.”
If you’ve been in the market for a maimed teddy bear or you only need the front hood of a car, all of the items are now up for sale on eBay.
It’s unclear if this is all a practical joke (news.com.au questions the legitimacy of the stunt), but the resulting images are comical nonetheless.
Here are a few examples of what’s available to buy. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like these items ship to the UK.
Price tag: €59 (£42 pounds, $US66)
Price tag:< €5,50 (£3.92, $US6.22)
Price tag: €51,00 (£36.37, $US57.69)
Price tag: €13,10 (£9.34, $US14.81)
Price tag: €12,50 (£8.92, $US14.14)
Watch the YouTube video below: