8 Inadvertently Hilarious Signs Posted At Hotels

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If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights.If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York.

Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.

Parking at the Punta Cana Resort & Club: I'm pregnant. I'm cranky. Get out of my parking spot.

The Superior Double Room at the Le Parker Meridien: Just turn around and walk away.

Balcony at The Ocean View Guestroom with Balcony Room at the Marriott South Beach: Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!

Pool at The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel: Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.

The One Bedroom Suite at the Embassy Suites Convention centre Las Vegas: Enough said.

Club Bathroom in the Soho House: Keep it classy, people. They mean it.

The One Bedroom Suite at the Sunset Tower Hotel: If you're reading this, you're already too close. Do us all a favour and go back the way you came.

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