If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights.If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York.
Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.
Balcony at The Ocean View Guestroom with Balcony Room at the Marriott South Beach: Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!
Pool at The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel: Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.
The One Bedroom Suite at the Sunset Tower Hotel: If you're reading this, you're already too close. Do us all a favour and go back the way you came.
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