Financial Worker Asked Bloomberg Help Desk About Rescuing Balloon Boy

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Bloomberg does many things, but this is pushing it.

New York Magazine’s Daily Intel has this interesting item today about a Natixis Bleichroeder Capital Management worker, who toiling away alongside his Bloomberg terminal, asked the service’s help desk about saving then legitimate balloon boy:

15:21:03 NBCM WORKER: HI

15:21:03 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: Thank you for using Bloomberg HELP! We have received your question, and a live representative will be with you momentarily. Thank you for your patience.

15:21:09 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: hello

15:21:51 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: how can I assist?

15:22:03 NBCM WORKER: any ideas on how we can get this kid out of the hot air balloon over colorado?

15:22:08 NBCM WORKER: b/c i am totally consumed by this

15:22:22 NBCM WORKER: and noone at my work is offering anything sensible

15:23:07 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: I wish I knew of a simple solution

15:23:25 NBCM WORKER: i mean is this helium going to slowly leeak out?

15:23:36 NBCM WORKER: or should we send the seals in with some chutes?

15:24:01 NBCM WORKER: and where are the parents in all this. im sorry to be venting. i just feel like i dont have anyone to talk to

15:24:38 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: please talk to me about it

15:24:49 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: I feel the pain.. I wonder that the kid is thinking up there

15:25:00 NBCM WORKER: this issue is bigger than just kids in hot air balloons

15:25:12 NBCM WORKER: its a lack of parenting in this country, its dispicable

15:26:25 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: Im sure the parents will never leave the kid alone

15:26:47 NBCM WORKER: i mean what did they have this balloon tied down with? 4 lbs test berkely trilene?

15:26:56 NBCM WORKER: like i have on my trout rod?

15:28:58 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: im sure we will find a lot of answers once this situation is resolved

15:29:17 NBCM WORKER: 6 year olds cannot hardly wipe their own bums let alone climb in a homemade hot air balloon and friggin set it free

15:30:12 NBCM WORKER: in other news apparently the dad was on wife swap, so now things are adding up. the dad, as if building a hot air balloon like a boyscout isnt bad enough, is a scum bag

15:31:06 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: karma

15:35:16 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: Patrick, hopefully the kid will be fine and you can get back to work. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

15:35:47 NBCM WORKER: too much to handle in 25 mins before the bell. but i thank you, kindly



15:36:55 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: thats great news, hopefully the markets will close high

15:37:00 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: thank you for using bloomberg help!

15:37:01 NBCM WORKER: exactly

15:37:03 NBCM WORKER: TY

15:37:17 NBCM WORKER: you’d make a great psychiatrist

15:37:46 BLOOMBERG HELP DESK: thank you

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