Just how bad is the potential Republican field this time around?
It’s gotten so low that even Donald Trump is being considered!
“What bothers me is that he’s getting so much attention for this fake presidential run. I know Trump thinks any publicity is good publicity, the same way he apparently thinks any hair is good hair. But why are the rest of talking about this guy like he really might be president?”
Things are getting so crazy that it’s almost becoming like a reality TV show.
“I think the problem is, with this GOP field, Trump actually seems like a viable candidate. And, conversely, all the candidates remind me of contestants on Celebrity Apprentice.”
For example, Mitt Romney is “attacking the exact same thing you used to get ahead,” just like Jose Canseco.
Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are “sexy from a distance, crazy up close,” just like Lisa Rinna and NeNe Leaks.
And what about Trump himself? “You’re bossy, you’re entitled, you probably still listen to Burt Bacharach. You’re Dionne Warwick, and you’re fired.”
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