Charlie Sheen is definitely off his rocker.
Among them are: “Duh, Winning,” “Tiger Blood,” and “I’m not Bi-Polar, I’m Bi-Winning.”
In addition, Sheen wants to trademark his home’s nickname (“Sober Valley Lodge”) and his name for his lovers, ‘Sheen’s Goddesses.”
Hold on Sheen, we’ve got news for you.
There’s no competition for these phrases! Nobody wants them. You can have them WITHOUT coughing up $300 a piece to trademark them.
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