What would it look like if Charlie Sheen got his own talk show?
Pretty frightening, actually.
Naturally, it would be called “Duh! Winning!” and it would be “a show for people who are tired of apologizing for their bitchin, narly, rockstar lives. And are ready to celebrate being highly evolved warlocks.”
The show would be brought to you by Tiger’s Blood and Baby Urine (“Got a drug test coming up? Reach for some nice, clean Baby Urine!”) and his bandleader would be Christina Aguilera, who really got arrested for “public intoxi-WINNING.”
Sheen would then interview all of this week’s “winners”, including John Galliano, Lindsay Lohan and Muammar Gaddafi, who Sheen seemed to really identify with.
“You’ve been a star dictator on a hit country for 42 seasons. Without you nobody even talks about Libya. I mean, who are they going to replace you with? An elective democracy? John Stamos? Come on!”
At then end of the show, according to the scoreboard, it was Sheen: 10,000, Trolls: 0.
Now that’s what I call winning!
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