Newly fired Charlie Sheen gave his final UStream “Sheen’s Korner” cast last night and it wasn’t pretty.
In fact, if Sheen’s behaviour in the past two weeks had been just a tiny bit less outrageous one imagines last night’s cast would be widely heralded as a desperate call for help.
In it, Sheen tore in to just about everyone including now former boss Les Moonves known for Sheen’s purposes as “Les Than Goonves”: “Part scoundrel, part my hair to side. Screw Les, I proclaimed, or better yet — screw more. You gave me your word but in turn gave me nothing.”
Of his firing: “What has occurred yes in fact is a completely and entirely illegal and unconscionable act…Or, to quote my lawyer, really shitty shitty suck suck.”
On producer Chuck Lorre: “Chuck E. Cheeseball…Where are you hiding, you silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself and women? Which person are you cowering behind for cover? I see you, moron, behind that plastic smile, behind your need to be liked.”
And finally on co-star Jon Cryer: “What’s there to say? I’ll tell him, ‘You’re a little late. Goodbye, troll’…When I’m starring in multimillion-dollar films and he’s begging me for a supporting role, I’ll say: ‘You left me out in the cold with all your guilt and stupidity.'”
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