Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men, took a quick swipe at Charlie Sheen for all the absurd behaviour we’ve been hearing about.Lorre writes “vanity cards” for the end of each of his shows, and they’re only visible for a split second after the credits. They run from comedic to heartfelt, but the last card for Two and a Half Men comes from different place entirely.
You can read it on Lorre’s website or below:
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.
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