Britain's Electoral Commission has just...
"Up at 6am, bright and perky for a breakfast of kippers at a nearby hotel."
The party looks like it's falling apart.
The saga of South Thanet continues.
"What would happen afterwards" if they did not do as they were told and fall into line.
The final numbers show huge statistical gains for the left, and a swing away from the Conservatives.
Survation claims its final poll nailed the result.
It might not be what you expect.
Having won a majority, the government now has to deliver on these.
Economist and professor Larry Summers just...
Nicola Sturgeon's SNP won all but three seats in Scotland.
The Conservatives defied all the forecasts and won by a majority vote.
The FTSE 100 surged over 2% and the FTSE 250 hit a new record.
Paddy Power also gives you 4/1 odds on UKIP's Farage taking part in Strictly Come Dancing.
Big political beasts have been falling like flies.
The problem with the polls.
Prime Minister David Cameron has arrived at...