We Can't Believe These Big Stars Ever Went For These Painful, Overly Sexualized And Flat-Out Insane Poses

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Photo shoots are a strange beast.They last forever, but seem to happen very fast — and it’s easy for things to go from “fierce” to tragic in an instant.

Unfortunately for today’s actresses, the Internet exists to make sure the worst photo shoot moments live on forever — long after the starlet in question has assembled a team that steels her against photographers’ bad whims.

Beyonce's take on the whole broken-doll-crawling-towards-lamp thing that is not actually a thing at all.

Ah, the classic loincloth compromise. (Sandra Bullock)

Megan Fox had a bad publicist at the time. The teddy bear had an even worse one.

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Many a time while using other shots from this shoot, we've shaken our heads over this angle. (Minka Kelly)

And sadly, the live-action Aladdin never came to be. (Julia Roberts)

Somewhere between toning-class torture and actual, the-government-needs-information torture. (Jessica Alba)

We pity the poor celeb-obsessed girl who inevitably emulated this face on a date. (Jennifer Aniston)

It feels like several people need to get arrested over this. (Nicole Scherzinger)

Laying in the grass in a corpse pose while finger chewing. Stars -- they're just like us. (Angelina Jolie)

Sarah Jessica Parker now makes $30 million a year.

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And this was the moment Cameron Diaz realised that no, Chad was not a real photographer at all.

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Now check out some other poor decisions that won't be making anyone money.

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