You can buy a necklace to carry your pizza in for under $10

Somebody should have gotten Pizza Rat a Portable Pizza Pouch — the latest in food transportation fashion that has people online buzzing. 

What’s a Portable Pizza Pouch, you might ask? It’s exactly what it sounds like. The PPP is a triangular plastic pouch attached to a lanyard. 

Here’s a look at the pouch, which retails on Stupidiotic for $US8, in action. 

“Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement,” the product description explains

Here’s a close up of the “durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device.”

Online, people are pumped about the stylish device, which Stupidiotic calls the “best invention since delivery.”