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You don’t brunch? Well here’s why you should.
If there’s anything you learned during your college binge-drinking years it’s how to cure Sunday’s hangover with alcohol. No, not by finishing the wounded soldiers floating around the beer pong table but by concocting the orange juice and champagne miracle drink. Mimosas are as simple and tasty as that. You won’t regret it.
This post originally appeared at Guest of a Guest.
You need that long Family Size table that seats at least 6 or more.
Trust me, you're going to want to be able to hear EVERY detail and go through all digital cameras from the night before those pictures of you dancing on the bar go up on Facebook.
Take this guy for example. He can't wait to dig into that well done sirloin but your pestering about 'How do you not like breakfast? I LOVE breakfast,' is clearly agitating him.
Expect some beef when getting in the way of others' beef.
Don't get lazy and make it to brunch in your outfit from last night. Not only would you be wearing the same outfit twice and too soon, no one wants to be forced to look at greasy makeup and hear clunky heels stomping around.
It's way to early for that. Jeans, T-shirt, sneaks or moccasins. Casual chic is key for brunch club.
Clearly, this girl never actually went to bed the night before or was just behind the brunch bar ripping shots.
If you still have those friends who strive to be a college kid forever and refuse to grow up make them dance. Heck, make them dance with the cooks and servers at your brunch, if you want.
Then why did you come to brunch? Go to a diner if you want scrambled eggs and bacon or Starbucks your low-fat egg white veggie sandwich.
Brunch is for mature people who like to try new things. This chef is not going to budge.
You need a DJ. Duh. The music shouldn't be too clubby because remember, it's still before 1p.m. But you should have a DJ and maybe a list of suggested songs.
You're sharing the most important meal of the day together. Being friendly an open to all your fellow brunch club members sets you up for a great and positive week ahead.
Take this time to meet new club members, talk about your favourite brunch menu items and other venues the club should hold meetings. This is your club. Make the most of it.
Stir up some rowdiness at your brunch and light those sparklers. Everyone smiles for sparklers.
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