THE DAILY SHOW: Barack Obama Needs To Show Umbilical Cord Blood To Disprove Birthers

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Did you hear?

PRESIDENT OBAMA PROVED HE WAS FROM AMERICA!!!

Even Jon Stewart was impressed.

“Ladies and gentlemen, at 9:02 East Coast Elitest time, Barack Obama released a copy of his long-form birth certificate,” the Daily Show host said on Wednesday night.

The news agencies went into overload at the surprise announcement.

Cue footage of the 24-hour news organisations in “Def Chyron 1,” in which anchors from multiple networks discussed the “bombshell” that the President was born in the United States.

Stewart raised a solid point.

“I don’t want to nit-pick, but wouldn’t the bombshell have him not being from America?,” he said. “Isn’t this one more of a non-shell?”

Of course, some people believe the document is a forgery. How can we finally put this matter to rest once and for all?

Senior White House correspondent Jason Jones has a (gross) solution.

“Why can’t I taste the blood from his umbilical cord?” Jones asked. “Barack Obama could put this whole thing to rest by just releasing the cord blood. Where’s the blood, Jon?”

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