The 26 Most Absurd Athlete Cakes Of All Time

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For the better part of 12 months, we have been collecting photos of athlete cakes, waiting for the perfect moment to unleash a monster slideshow of ridiculous, extravagant, delicious cakes.Today is America’s birthday.

And on birthdays you eat cake.

So here’s a handy slideshow of some of the the most spectacular cakes ever eaten.

Many of them come from the excellent Divine Delicacies in South Florida.

Happy Birthday.

Chris Bosh likes cigars so much he made a cake out of them

He also had a few nibbles of a top-hot cake

Buffalo Bills receiver Stevie Johnson's infamous booty cake

Taj Gibson dunks on his cake

Very, very classy Polo cake

A very close approximation of James Harden

Andre Johnson's Louis Vuitton cake

Michael Jordan was the original cake guy

The Miami Heat NBA championship cake

A cake of Nebraska's Memorial Stadium

Bradley Beal of the Washington Wizards cuts himself a little cake

A violent anti-Georgia cake

Hideki Matsui's birthday cake, given to him by the Japanese media

Tyler Sash of the New York Giants had a shoe cake

LeBron's big crown cake

Another Mayweather cake

Chad Ochocinco likes a simple helmet cake

Chris Bosh, Chris Bosh's wife, their cake, and a blown-up picture of their cake

Dwyane Wade's cake is figuratively on fire

Wade loves cake

A Tampa Bay Bucs upside down cake

Oh hey, James Harden fruit cake

Miami Marlins got a cake of their weird new stadium

Michael Strahan took a bite out of a gap-tooth cake on Fox

A quite elaborate Cam Newton cake

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