Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has again given court-watchers a few more interesting, obscure English words to chew on.
Dissenting from the court’s majority opinion in an Obamacare-related case on Thursday, Scalia slammed the majority in his trademark colourful, sarcastic language, calling the logic behind the ruling “interpretive jiggery-pokery.”
Over the years, the conservative justice has delighted and occasionally confused court-watchers with his bizarre, creative phrases and interest in language itself.
As the legal blog Constitution Daily noted, in one case, he even chided a lawyer for incorrectly using the word “inchoate.”
In order to assist anyone who doesn’t know what jiggery-pokery means, we’ve compiled a glossary of Scalia’s strangest words and turns of phrase.
Example: “As I have said, the real rationale of today’s opinion, whatever disappearing trail of its legalistic argle-bargle one chooses to follow, is that DOMA is motivated by ‘bare . . . desire to harm’ couples in same-sex marriages.”
Blah, blah, blah garbage: Nonsense. The conservative justice used this phrase while describing a 1967 Supreme Court opinion that expanded protections against wiretapping.
Example: “There’s a generalized right of privacy that comes from penumbras and emanations, blah blah blah, garbage.”
Jiggery-pokery: Dishonest or suspicious activity. Scalia dropped this during his Obamacare dissent on Thursday.
Example: “The Court’s next bit of interpretive jiggery-pokery involves other parts of the Act that purportedly presuppose the availability of tax credits on both federal and state Exchanges.”
Example: “The Court has mistaken a Kulturkampf for a fit of spite.”
Platonic golf: Slate defines the term as a perfect, yet elusive version of golf. Scalia hypothesized about this version of golf in his amazing, sarcastic dissent to the court’s 2001 ruling that the PGA must allow disabled golfers to ride in carts between shots.
Example: “If one assumes, however, that the PGA TOUR has some legal obligation to play classic, Platonic golf — and if one assumes the correctness of all the other wrong turns the Court has made to get to this point — then we Justices must confront what is indeed an awesome responsibility.”
Example: “They have a democratic right to do that, and if it is to change, it should change democratically, and not at the ukase of a Supreme Court.”
Vaffanculo: “F—,” in Italian.
Example: When asked by a reporter about how religion may impair his legal judgement in 2006, Scalia said Vaffanculo.
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