Move over, American Express Black Card. Make room for JPMorgan’s new credit card, which is literally “crafted” out of the rare earth metal palladium.
As the Forbes MoneyBuilder blog reported, “Recently, JPMorgan has decided to step into the realm of the ultra-rich as well, with the Palladium Card (since titanium would just be gauche). Very few details have been unveiled about the card, except that it is offered only to their private banking clients, who have on average $30 million in assets held at the firm.”
The mysterious information page about Palladium over on JPMorgan’s site offers more details: it’s a VISA Signature card (of course), your signature is “etched into the palladium metal with precision lasering” along with your account information. It looks beautiful.
The credit card has a dedicated service team “expertly trained in the needs of our most discerning clients.” Mid-flight Gulfstream jet refueling over foreign air space, dinner with a Victoria’s Secret model, a flight into suborbital space courtesy of Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic — at least in my imagination, where I am very discerning, all of these basic needs could be fulfilled with ease.
So there you go. Now your life should have a renewed sense of meaning, and spiritual purpose: to make and save enough money to be offered a Palladium card.
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