A 27-year old financial analyst who the NYPost calls “JB” had an interesting strategy to prevent his two “exclusive” girlfriends from finding out about each other.He dated girls from different boroughs.
A seemingly genius idea. Until he got sloppy. He brought the Brooklyn girl to Manhattan.
The NYPost calls JB’s style of dating having “a girl in every borough,” which you might think means 5 girlfriends. But for a 27-year old who’s still a financial analyst while most of his peers are 22, his reality is actually just having 2 girlfriends who lived in different boroughs.
Correction: his reality was having 2 girlfriends.
Once he sat down at dinner in Manhattan, “JB” realised that he’d taken GF No. 2, a “quirky Park Slope hipster with a creative ad-agency gig, whom he’d been seeing for six months,” to the same restaurant where GF No. 1, a “conservative Upper East Side Ivy League grad who works in finance and whom he’d been dating for a year,” was eating.
They dumped him before appetizers.
“I never thought I’d get caught. It was humiliating because I couldn’t run or escape the situation.”