The 10 Most Disgusting Things Paula Deen Has Ever Put In Her Mouth

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Chocolate pizza, butter cake ice cream, and Krispy Kreme pudding. Welcome to Paula Deen’s recipes, where Candyland gumdrop dreams come to fruition.

If you’ve ever gone through the 121 recipe pages on Paula Deen’s website, you’ll come across some ridiculous concoctions.

We’ve skimmed through the more than 3,000 food offerings and picked out 10 of her unhealthiest recipes. Notable mentions include “Double Fudge Bread Pudding with Chocolate Whipped Topping” and “Chocolate Molten Lava Cake.” 

You’ll never want to eat dessert again. 

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title=”10. Tastes Like Lasagna Soup”
content=”Now, you can take your lasagna on the go. In case, you know, you ever wanted to drink meat and cheese out of a thermos.”
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title=”9. Peanut Butter Cup Brownie S’mores”
content=”Have you ever wanted to ingest a cup of butter? Us neither.

When the recipe begins with, “1 cup butter, softened, plus more for baking dish,” we can already feel our arteries clogging.”
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title=”8. Cheese on the Cob”
content=”Deen tells us this is what summer tastes like:

“Spread a thick layer of mayonnaise on corn, and dust with cheese, chilli powder, salt, and pepper.”

No, Deen. This is what a heart attack feels like.”
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title=”7. Cherry Balsamic Grilled Stuffed Chicken Breasts”
content=”This may give ‘Ripley’s Believe it or Not!’ a run for its money. No it’s not an éclair nor a canoli — despite an uncanny resemblance. This chicken dish brings new meaning to no dessert until you finish your dinner.”
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title=”6. Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf”
content=”Can’t decide between a hamburger or meatloaf? Don’t settle when you can have it all.”
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title=”5. Double Chocolate Ooey Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream”
content=”Imagine butter on a stick. Now cover that stick with chocolate. That’s not exactly how the recipe works, but that’s the image that comes to mind.”
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title=”4. Bill Nicholson’s Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding”
content=”The recipe calls for two dozen Kripsy Kreme doughnuts. 1 traditional cake doughnut from the retailer contains 340 calories. Two dozen doughnuts comes out to 8,160 calories. And, that’s the bare minimum. If you spice things up with a glazed Devil’s Food Cake Doughnut, you’re up to 12,000 calories. Stick to pudding.”
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title=”3. Banana Split Brownie Pizza”
content=”We’ll take one large pizza, extra strawberries, chocolate crust — hold the pepperonis. No it’s not an actual pizza, but it sure looks like one. Surely, this is something out of Hansel and Gretel’s Candy cottage.”
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title=”2. Surf & Turf “Fat Darrell” Sandwich”
content=”Rutgers University’s “RU Hungry?” grease trucks need to take a cue from Ms. Deen. Filet mignon and lobster tails put the more affordable college “Fat Darrell”–consisting of chicken fingers, French fries, mozzarella sticks, and marinara sauce–featured on “Man Vs. Food” to shame.”
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title=”1. The Lady’s Brunch Burger”
content=”The bacon, cheese, hamburger and English muffin concoction is housed inside a glazed doughnut. You thought a McGriddle was bad.”
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title=”Now that you’ve had a fair share of dessert, see how Paula Deen has cashed in on her food over the past three years.”
content=”Click here to see how Paula Deen made $30 million off her food >>
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